Sidekicks

Okay, so here is a question. I love to watch MMA and WPT but why do the sidekick announcers have to be guys that you want to tranquilize with horse meds? I wonder if anyone has been tempted to dose Vince Van Patton or Dave Rogan. And do you suppose that Rogan get's paid off to spout the crap that he does? I often wonder if he is watching the same freaking fight that I am. I'm just saying. And how much time does Mike Sexton spend correcting VVP stupid remarks, today he went into a diatribe of how Mortensen was playing "very unorthodox" poker, when really as Sexton pointed out that it was strictly "textbook" methodology. I want to say, "Morons shut-it!"